One miserable day at my place of employment, there was a customer who walked up to the counter while talking on his cell phone. I patiently waited for him to be done because as a child, I was taught not to interrupt a phone call. Instead, I eavesdropped. He was telling his wife that he … Continue reading I was talking to my wife but I love you too
For various reasons, most people can't be trusted. Chances are that if you're reading this, you aren't trustworthy either. I'm on this list. You probably are too.
Dear Old Guy At The Gym, Don't yell at the other old guy just because he wants to use the dumbbells. They aren't yours. Simply wanting to use them later doesn't give you ownership. He would have been done by the time you finished with the machine you're using. Wait your turn or bring your … Continue reading “I’m About To Use Those!”
People say the weirdest things to me.
Working in customer service, you meet a lot of different types of people. Some are really cool. Some are a bit looney. Some are... well... absolutely ridiculous. One day, I was helping an older male customer and at the end, right before he paid, he said, "I guess you want my money now." That's a … Continue reading Get Your Own
Dear People With Flat Butts, Being small doesn't mean that I can wear everything. When we go shopping for pants, don't show me those tiny things that you think are cute. They will fit me like leg warmers. I need high waist jeans. The term "low-rise" is my worst enemy. Don't try it. Plumber's crack … Continue reading The Butt Struggle
Dear "Normal" People, I am an introvert. No. I don't want to go to your party. I do not want to have a conversation. I don't want to go out with you. Don't look at me like I'm speaking a foreign language when I tell you that I'm not a people person. It's a real … Continue reading Dear Normal People