Dear "Normal" People, I am an introvert. No. I don't want to go to your party. I do not want to have a conversation. I don't want to go out with you. Don't look at me like I'm speaking a foreign language when I tell you that I'm not a people person. It's a real … Continue reading Dear Normal People
So, I'm moving to a place that's pretty far from my job and I tried to transfer. That would've been the easy thing to do because the commute is ridiculous and going to interviews near the new place from the old place is a drag. About a week after I requested to transfer, my boss … Continue reading You Can’t Keep Me Here
Dear Irresponsible, Don't yell at your kid for losing your credit card. He can barely talk. What made you think it was a good idea to let him play with it? What are you on? You're an adult. Use your brain. Sincerely, Annoyed
My grandmother's reaction to Martha and Snoop's Potluck Dinner Party: "What's she doing with all those black men?" Seth Rogen was in this episode... She paid no attention to him at all. I just can't with her.
There's no use crying over a fallen grilled cheese sandwich.
Hey, driver in front of me. The light is green. Why'd you stop? I'm assuming you're color blind. You should get that checked out. Otherwise, what are you on? Some of us have places to be. Maybe you shouldn't be driving.
Dear Automatic Toilet, I'm not done. You just flushed half a second ago and you're doing it again. Stop! What are you on? Sincerely, Me